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The Ersatz ElevatorIn Their Most Daring Misadventure, The Baudelaire Orphans Are Adopted By Very, Very Rich People, Whose Penthouse Apartment Is Located Mysteriously Close To The Place Where All Their Misfortune Began Even Though Their New Home In The City Is Fancy, And The Children Are Clever And Charming, I M Sorry To Say That Still, The Unlucky Orphans Will Encounter Disaster And Woe In Fact, In This Sixth Book In A Series Of Unfortunate Events, The Children Will Experience A Darkened Staircase, A Red Herring, An Auction, Parsley Soda, Some Friends In A Dire Situation, A Secret Passageway, And Pinstripe Suits Both Literary And Irreverent, Hilarious And Deftly Crafted, A Series Of Unfortunate Events Offers An Exquisitely Dark Comedy In The Tradition Of Edward Gorey And Roald Dahl Lemon Snicket S Uproariously Unhappy Books Continue To Win Readers, Despite All His Warning Ages 10

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  • ebook
  • 272 pages
  • The Ersatz Elevator
  • Lemony Snicket
  • English
  • 20 July 2018
  • 9780061550478

10 thoughts on “The Ersatz Elevator

  1. says:

    We took a break after book five again, and it felt great to get back into the series This installment turned out to be one of our favorites yet.We begin with the Baudelaires who are now being delivered by Mr Poe to their new guardians the Squalors at 667 Dark Avenue After meeting Jerome and Esm Squalor, it seems that everything might finally work out and the children will actually have a safe place to stay in this massive, 71 room penthouse apartment Jerome Squalor is kind and has sympathy for the children while Esm , on the other hand, seems to be a bit strange The children learn quickly that life on Dark Avenue is all about what s in and out and luckily, orphans during this time are in along with aqueous martinis, pinstripe suits, and parsley soda.The Baudelaires can t help but wonder about the predicament the Quagmires are in In the last book, the Quagmires risked everything to try to help the Baudelaire children before being whisked away by Count Olaf, the furtune hunter He s discovered treasure and plans to steal the Quagmire sapphires as well The Baudelaires must find a way to save their friends, but they have to find out where Count Ol...

  2. says:

    OH HELL YEAH BABY.OH HELL YEAH.I love this series which, in case you live under a rock or have been up to this point blessed enough to have a Goodreads feed untouched by my screaming, is my favorite in the world for so many reasons.These reasons include the characters the world the language the precision of the secrecy the mystery EVERYTHING, BASICALLY.And this book is standout in all of those categories even in the realm of this series Like, can you believe Lemony Snicket really out here blessing us in ways we didn t know we...

  3. says:

    Still doing my reread in before I watch the Netflix show Season 2 Ah this is like a waltz down memory lane Although I think this is the book where Lemony Snicket realised he could add in 50 x words if he just rambles aimlessly FOR PAGES and I still find that frustrating but also quirky I don t even know.Things I Love About This One I love that Sunny has a bigger part to play Olaf s constant cultural appropriation is another reason to realise he s so evil VFD S PLO...

  4. says:

    Dear Count Olaf,

  5. says:

    I m slowly catching up with the reviews on ASoUE Currently I m reading book 12 of 13 to Celyn.The story formula is eroding by book 6 and some welcome variety twists are introduced.More surreal adventure, amusement for the adults in the translation of Sunny s bon mots More skulduggery from Count Olaf and friends Very few questions answered and lots posed.Whilst the absurdity doesn t scale the heights of Sunny s teeth vs sword duel in book 4 we do get to see Sunny scale the heights of an 88 story building using just her teeth We re also treated to schemes designed to make a physicist weep this one at least yes, it s a children s story for fun but why not take a moment to make sense Violet is an inventor a great role model for the young girls reading Excellent But couldn t her inventions contain an ounce of sense Witness Invention to burn through the bars of a cage Welding torches How are they made By heating cooking tongs in an oven i It s nonsense to say the oven reaches a temperature high enough to melt metal Even if it did it would melt itself.ii The tongs would melt.iii We see the tongs shade as they heat up but in the wrong order They go through yellow and orange before reaching red hot surely any adult and most children know red is the lowest temperature when dealing with glowing metal and white hot is the hottest ...

  6. says:

    Another one I really loved This time the kids are living with Mr and Mrs Squalor at the top of the penthouse at 667 Dark Avenue Creepy There is no elevator so they have to climb the stairs to go in and out and what a climbit is Mrs Squalor isn...

  7. says:

    4.5 OMG OMG THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER I think this may be the best entry to the series as far as the first 6 books are concerned A lot of revelations were revealed, especially with regards to the Quagmire twins I knew there was something fishy going on with Esm Squalor as soon as she was introduced in this book As for Jerome Squalorwhy Just why would he abandon and give away the Baudelaires I feel like he would be a really great guardian for them Oh well, I understand his decisions since he really wanted to protect them..Despite all that, I love seeing the Baudelaires overcome their adversities under the evil, good for nothing Count Olaf Overall, I enjoyed this one the most I couldn t stop reading until I m finished with it There s always a secret waiting to be exposed in this book Loved it Anyway, I decided to take a short break from this series I ll read maybe a couple of books before I could continue with it again It was a great journey so far Til...

  8. says:

    I m getting tired and bored of this Nothing new happens The same things happen again and again and again and again Had it not been for the author s pleasant and playful style I would have threw this out the window URGH Spoilers ahead Seriously now Halfway through I know what is going to happen the Baulderies will find out a way to stop Count Olaf who will be revealed in the end with Mr Poe assisting, appearing from nowhere at all, coming from the mountains in a random place and managing to escape THROUGH A FURIOUS CROWD Now, now I am aware of the fact that this book is targeted to a rather naive public, but seriously now I expect some intriguing action, something to keep me in a stew, left me wonder What will they do next.Step 1 find a human sterotype and turn him into a guardianStep 2 make Count Olaf appear in a very random wayStep 3 find out his planStep 4 Reveal him in publicStep 5 let Count Olaf escape easilyThe End.I have to admit that I love Lemony s style.It is indeed simply addictive but it s worth nothing if he can t make some original stories I mean, the first book was amaizing but having to re read it 6 times because basically all the books seem the same it s simply torture.Now that I ve started the series I am going to torture myself until the end I hope it s worth it.Never shall one compare this to the masterpice Ha...

  9. says:

    The Ersatz Elevator A Series of Unfortunate Events 6 , Lemony Snicket The Ersatz Elevator is the sixth novel of the children s novel series A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket The Baudelaires are sent to live with the weal...

  10. says:

    No matter how many times I read this book, I always come to the same conclusion Esme is my least favourite character that we are introduced to throughout this series Other than Count Olaf, of course She s just so self absorbed and so nasty...

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